Today will be forever remembered as
Goat Gate! Once again, we count
ourselves lucky to be alive and must accept that some plans simply don’t come
together. We have arrived back in Pusta,
though not unscathed and with fewer rations than we’d hoped. I’m beginning to wonder if Matt is carrying a
curse of some kind and I’m sure he’s questioning our vetting process with
regards to our new companion, Mackie. While
collecting road snacks from one of the farm houses near the barn, our young
friend managed to accidentally discharge his crossbow…directly into Matt’s left
arm. It could have been quite a bit
worse, in fact the damage was mostly superficial; but it brings to light our
commonly held concern for safety in such close quarters.
Mackie, horribly embarrassed and
very apologetic, was relegated to being on point for today’s hike, just to be
safe. We decided to put some distance
between ourselves and the airborne bandits by returning to our alternate safe
haven, the mansion in Pusta. We made
remarkably good time, despite remaining under the cover of the forest, by
avoiding contact with major Zed population areas. Only a few hours had passed by the time we
were rounding the southern side of Vysoky Kamen and within sight of Pusta.
We were headed directly towards the
mansion when I spotted two mountain goats on the side of the hill. Unfortunately there were also more than a dozen
Zeds in the general area. We all agreed
to save the canned goods for emergencies and began figuring out how to take
down the goats without bringing the surrounding horde down on top of us. My plan, initially, was for me to climb the
hillside away from the Zeds, since my AKS had the best long-range capability,
and drop the two goats. The other three
would remain nearby to haul off the meat quickly and quietly before the Zeds
could detect the kills. Once we got into
the vicinity, though, impatience and the agitation of the natives got the best
of Mitch. He shot both goats, at
point-blank range, apparently hoping we could escape with the carcasses like
hyenas stealing a gazelle. Suffice it to
say, that Mitch’s “Gun-n-Run” plan failed miserably. The nearest Zed contingent was upon us almost
instantly. Mackie managed to shish-kabob
one’s cranium, but the excruciatingly long reload process
prevented him from taking any more shots before departing in haste. Mitch and Matt were likewise scrambling
across the small field and emptying the magazines of their pistols into as many
snarling abominations as they could line up.
I opted to run towards the next
pasture to the east to escape both the fracas and a possible crossfire
situation. When I turned back to face
the running battle I found Mackie barreling straight towards me with a pair of
Zeds close on his heels. Mackie swerved
abruptly as I raised my rifle; giving me a perfect sight picture with the
chevron centered on the nearest Zed’s brain bucket, a split second before it
disappeared in a claret shower. The
monster’s headless body crumpled and slid to a stop near my feet, just as my
second shot missed the trailing beast still focused on Mackie. I spun to reacquire my target when it was
masterfully dispatched by Matt, trotting down the hill with his black powder
rifle still shouldered and smoking.
Mitch joined us in our corner of the pasture a short time later as we
helplessly watched the remains of the Zed clan devour our goats.
I'm so mad today is the first I'm learning about this blog. I have spent every waking moment of my existence missing something in my soul that I just couldn't figure out. THIS, THIS IS WHAT WAS MISSING!
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